likonan

likonan:

Original idea from this tumblr post

I recorded it and added an extra chorus to the lyrics they wrote for fun:

"But every day’s like
Gold ring, greybeard, trippin’ on the mushrooms
Blood-mad Nazgul trashin’ the hotel room
We don’t care
We got to Rivendell across the stream
And everybody’s like
Mountains, dwarf mines, presents from the Elf Queen
Rowboats, rock paths, Gollum on a rope leash
We don’t care
Yeah we’re simply gonna walk in there

Cuz we are going to Mordor (Mordor)

Bringing all the fellowship

That ring should keep you on your guard, taking the

hobbits to Isengard

Let me have your sword (Sword)

And your bow and your axe,

Aragorn shall rule

Fly you fools!”

hotboyproblems

fortheloveofotps:

sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

jesus crust